Greetings Flaccid Nation! My name is D'Jasper Probincrux III and I'm very excited about my promotion to beat writer for the Avengers. I wanted to introduce myself to you, the dedicated fanbase.
I graduated from UW-Steven's Point in 2009 with a major in Worm Permaculture and a minor in Theatre. Since then, I've been a DJ at the Cheapskate in Coon Rapids and am a frequent guest judge for the MN State Fair's Butter Sculpture Competition. I have been following FIFA for roughly 72 hours, but I've seen Bend it Like Beckham at least a dozen times, so I think I've got this under control.
That's enough about me, we've got quite the team on our hands here, and I can't wait to serve up spicy meatballs from my hot takes buffet. Coming soon we'll have an interview with the team captain, and a prospect profile for 2016 first overall draft pick Wonderwoman. Stay tuned Flaccid Nation!
